![]() ![]() Sustainable energy projects will cost the company way too much money. I mask my low self-esteem with corporate buzzwords like "vibrant", "robust", "core competency", "optics", "sustainability". You want to know how I tolerate this place? Here's a little secret: I don't like working here, I love it. You feel trapped? Alone? Powerless? Have your doctor write you another prescription. Thus, your cubicle takes away your community and privacy, zero dignity. At the same time, it deprives you the privacy of a real office. Even this cubicle was designed to break you down by separating you from your fellows. ![]() I want you in a depressed hell where you won't ask for anything. Parasites are survivors, and they will outlive most species in the impending mass extinction. What's that? I'm a parasite? Of course I am. I simply sit back, and wait for someone else to create something, then, I steal it. Which means I create nothing new, and I'm proud of it. They can't even protect their own intellectual property. It's been heaven corporate mergers, less government restrictions. So, how long have you been sitting there? Over ten years, and in that time, nothing has changed except you've gotten weaker, and I've gotten stronger. Didn't you get the memo? Here's a fun fact: memos are not created to inform the recipient. While in the original he was simply a Jerkass, the new speech goes on an Overly Long Gag:
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